For a Laugh: Why the IRS hates me…
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Why the IRS hates me….
‘Tis the season, again, to Thank our wonderful Government for a job well done, and to pay for all the bickering, bitching, finger-pointing, crappy legislation and lame-duck partisanship they do so well! /sarcasm
I have tried to send my taxes in twice, each time returned, for apparently the same reason.
They can’t say I lied on my Return, they simply state it’s not valid.
Why? Well, I’m glad you ask!
On my return, when asked my Dependents, and not wanting to Lie to the Holier then Though IRS, I responded:
“List All Dependents: 56,000,535″
On the worksheet, I listed, in no particular order, my justification for this (seemingly) large number.. broken down in no particular order, I put:
“12 million crack heads; 42 million unemployable people on food stamps; 2 million people in over 243 prisons and 535 idiots in the US House and Senate.”
However true my figures may be (and I was being conservative in my numbers!), this was NOT an acceptable answer.
Le’sigh.. guess I’ll try again next year 
~Sun
*Thanks to Mrs.Suns friend “J” for this one.. and no, I already know they would send this back – or audit me – if I were to send this in.. though it’s tempting!
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